Politics jokes

Trump did 1/6.

JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.

Why does Britain suck at chess?

They lost their queen.

What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?

Because he thought it said "Home Deport."

You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

"Welcome to the gulag."

"Death to the west!"

Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.

Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”

What about women's lefts?

White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?