Politics jokes

Me: "The villain has a point, you know."

Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:

Why does Britain suck at chess?

They lost their queen.

What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?

A: His lips move.

Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?

A: When they are falling from their balcony.

When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.

What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.

John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.

It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.

"Welcome to the gulag."

"Death to the west!"

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.