Politics jokes
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
TDS? More like STDs.
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.