Politics jokes
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.