Politics jokes

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.

It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.

"Welcome to the gulag."

"Death to the west!"

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.

Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!

White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?

What about women's lefts?

Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”

I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.

Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂

Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!

Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.

I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.

War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.