Politics jokes
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
When you and your friends find a higher form of living
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.