Politics jokes
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
TDS? More like STDs.
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
He wasn't that bad.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...