Politics jokes
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
I think DJT has FTD.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?
Pocahontas
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
He wasn't that bad.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
The Nazis.