Politics jokes
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?
Pocahontas
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
He wasn't that bad.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."