Politics jokes

Why is 4/20 such an epic date?

Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)

When people are ready to die for their country:

Trust the Unionist Party.

Better than Reform.

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

What does a Russian do for entertainment?

A nuclear world fair.

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

Feminists are a joke.

Why did Hitler kill himself?

Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.

Wanna hear a joke?

Woman's rights.

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?

A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.

An officer confronts two congressmen.

He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"

The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"

Hitler was the most handsome man alive.

Everyone died for him.

Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...

#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦