Politics jokes
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
He wasn't that bad.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Memes
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
The Nazis.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.