Politics jokes
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.