The 30+ Best West Jokes

Bet yall did not know Kobe had Blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west

The west is dying...just like the romance an empire especially the western part if the empire funny that, cause the east was going strong.

i asked a man i was the fastest gun in the west. he said my 17 wasn't good enough. after that, a lot of lead went into his head.

Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.

If there is a divorce in West Virginia Are they still brother and Sister?

What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?

A Sandy Hooker

your hairlines so bent it goes west,east,north and south

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"

"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...

yo mama so ugly she made kanye west go east.

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like usa and China and the rest of the west!