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Putin's Lie

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SillySod
3 years ago ·
  • Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?

    A: His lips move.

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    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying Putin lies so much, you know he's lying whenever he's talking. Like, all the time. Get it now, genius?

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