Politics jokes
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Obama got Osama.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
America and UK are a joke.
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.