Politics jokes
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
America and UK are a joke.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Obama got Osama.
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.