Politics

Politics jokes

Tea

Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?

Because proper tea is theft.

Commie

There once was a commie called Ed. Usually known as Ned. He went to bed, Got shot in the head, Unfortunately now he was dead.

Hitler

You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.

Memes

Tower

Why are Americans such good chess players?

Because they lost two towers.

America

If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.

Gender

How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.

Democrat

I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.

President

JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.

Reason

Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.

They hate change.

JFK

You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!