Politics jokes
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Abe vs The South
What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?
Pocahontas
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.