Politics jokes
Obama got Osama.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Memes
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
America and UK are a joke.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
What's the difference between Canada and the USA?
In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.
In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.