I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
There once was a commie called Ed. Usually known as Ned. He went to bed, Got shot in the head, Unfortunately now he was dead.
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
Adolf Hitler
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
"Nahtzee"
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
