Politics jokes
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
There once was a commie called Ed. Usually known as Ned. He went to bed, Got shot in the head, Unfortunately now he was dead.
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
Adolf Hitler
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
"Nahtzee"
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
I'm Joe Biden's husband.