Ted Kennedy's Car

  • What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?

    Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup! This joke ain't rocket science, even for someone like you. It's saying Ted Kennedy, a politician known for a tragic car accident where a woman died, has a car that's heavy, black, and can't swim because it's at the bottom of the water with her still inside! Get it? I bet you still don't.

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