What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup! This joke ain't rocket science, even for someone like you. It's saying Ted Kennedy, a politician known for a tragic car accident where a woman died, has a car that's heavy, black, and can't swim because it's at the bottom of the water with her still inside! Get it? I bet you still don't.