Russian Forces jokes
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
We will win the war! 馃嚪馃嚭馃嚪馃嚭馃嚪馃嚭
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
Community talk
ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS OF WJE:
We are on severe lock down.
Russian forces have been combined with Australian creatures to create a venomous AK47 serpent.
It will shoot you, and the bullet will poison you!
We must act fast. As your secretary, we must devise a plan to ensure the safety of our citizens.