Russian Forces jokes
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
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ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS OF WJE:
We are on severe lock down.
Russian forces have been combined with Australian creatures to create a venomous AK47 serpent.
It will shoot you, and the bullet will poison you!
We must act fast. As your secretary, we must devise a plan to ensure the safety of our citizens.