Politics jokes
Trump's mom.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Memes
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Obama got Osama.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"