Politics jokes
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Obama got Osama.
Memes
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
America and UK are a joke.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.