Politics jokes
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
He's homeless.
Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...
The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Memes
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
The president of the USA is so damn stupid. His mother must have taken Tylenol while she was pregnant with him, or something.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
Trump's mom.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.