Politics jokes
Wanna hear a joke?
Feminism.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.