Politics jokes
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.