Politics jokes
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
This isn’t a meme just trump’s mugshot
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.