Politics jokes
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Memes
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
Abortion is not a joke.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
All hail President Trump!
"Let's go Brandon!"
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.
Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...