Politics jokes
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!