Politics jokes
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
This isn’t a meme just trump’s mugshot
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.