Politics jokes
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
Trump.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
Borders are fat.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!