Politics jokes
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Memes
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
Abortion is not a joke.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
All hail President Trump!
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.