Politics

Politics jokes

America

If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.

Gender

How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.

Democrat

I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.

Memes

Sibling

My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.

The image is a screenshot of an online information panel about Adolf Hitler. It includes a brief biography and some personal details such as his parents and siblings.

President

JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.

Reason

Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.

They hate change.

JFK

You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!

Tower

Q: Why is America bad at chess?

A: Because they already lost two towers.

Pilot

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.

President

I used to think all Americans were racist.

Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.

Trump

I don't laugh at Trump.

I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.