Politics jokes
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
"Nahtzee"
What is the motto of left-wing authoritarianism?
We don't have one, so you don't need one.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Gun control...
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Donald Trump is so smart he got to take a cognitive test 4 times.
And if you think that's impressive, wait until you hear how many times he got to retake first grade.