Politics jokes
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
"Nahtzee"
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
Memes
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
New protest.
I'm glad.
What is the difference between the human rights?
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.