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Grumpy President Creation Story

    • God- make a grumpy old man president.

    Angel- why?

    G- cause I said so-name him Trump.

    A- okay.

    G- make him not pay taxes.

    A- okay...

    Fast forward to 2020

    G- you know that grumpy old man?

    A- yea...

    G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.

    A- Krona.

    G- exactly.

    A- why do you hate humans so much?

    G- because I can.

    Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Listen here, genius. God wanted a grumpy old dude as president, so he picked Trump. Then, he made him dodge taxes and unleash a virus named after a beer. God hates humans because, well, he's God and can do whatever he wants.

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    • Comments (3)

    • Fantastic… as in a complete fantasy

    You voted for Biden, then? That literally PROVES you’re an idiot.

    Appalling Oribi

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