Accidental Nuke

President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!

Man: We have the power of the sun itself!

President: Drop it on them!

Man: You push the button.

President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.

Man: Hands over button

President: Pushes it

Both: YAAA!

President: Bumps into the button pressing it again

Both: Oh, sh*t!

Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off

Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about the US dropping atomic bombs on Japan during WW2. The president (probably supposed to be Truman) is all gung-ho about nuking those "flat faced n**g*rs," which is super racist and not cool. Then he accidentally presses the button again, implying they dropped a second bomb on purpose. The punchline is a Japanese dude being all "Ah sh*t, here we go again" after the first bomb, because apparently getting nuked once wasn't enough. You following, or do I need to draw you a picture?

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