Poetry

Poetry jokes

Mom

  • Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

    Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

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  • Fire

  • "Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

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  • Rose

  • Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

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  • God

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

    Guy

  • A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.

    Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."

    Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

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  • Bullet

  • Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

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