Poetry

Poetry jokes

Rape

Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.

Bitch

Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.

Oh wait, I am.

End

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

Gun

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the car.

Monkey

Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.

Friend

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

Face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!

Clay

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Trash

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.

Rose

Roses are red,

my life is a disaster,

the children are fast,

but the combine is F A S T E R!

Crack

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

Fist

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

Van

Roses are red, my name is Dan...

TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

Zoo

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Rose

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.