Poetry jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.

Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.

Oh wait, I am.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the car.

Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!

Roses are red,

romance is dead,

every day I suffer from existential dread.

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

Roses are red,

my life is a disaster,

the children are fast,

but the combine is F A S T E R!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

Roses are red, my name is Dan...

TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.