Roses Are Red

  • Roses are red, violets are blue,

    Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is playing on the classic "roses are red" rhyme, but it takes a dark turn at the end with a threat. It's funny because it's unexpected and creepy. Like your personality. Fact is you have the same brain as a potato. It is also possible you are under 12 years of age.

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