Poetry jokes

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.