Poetry

Poetry jokes

Rose

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Sumo

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

Rose

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Fool

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

Van

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Goo

Priest

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

Face

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.

Fist

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

Mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.

Love

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.