Poetry jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
Roses are tree.
I shoved a battery up my butt.
Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.
One woman said to the other, "This child is truly cruel!"
The second woman replied, "Did I say 'child'?"
The first woman said, "I beg your pardon; I didn't know you were my father!"