Poetry

Poetry jokes

Sumo

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Gun

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

Rose

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Van

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Fool

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Fist

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.

Mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Laughter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.

Love

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Face

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.

Dread

Roses are red,

romance is dead,

every day I suffer from existential dread.