Poetry jokes

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?

One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.

Roses are tree.

I shoved a battery up my butt.

Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!