Poetry

Poetry jokes

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.

Goo

Priest

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.

Rose

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.

Rose

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Blood

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

Rose

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

Finger

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

Lip

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

Butt

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!

Mama

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

Mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

Money

Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!