Poetry jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't worry, I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.

Roses are tree.

I shoved a battery up my butt.

Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

I know you’re feeling in a haze, but please enjoy your last three days.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.