Titty jokes
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.