Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Poetry Jokes
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.