Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
Broken Ice Cream Machine
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! This "joke" is trying to be all poetic like. It's setting up a rhyme but then WHAM! Reality hits you harder than a grizzly bear hug. The ice cream machine at McDonald's is always broken, which is a tragedy for everyone, especially you, since you probably eat there all the time, judging by your physique.