Pickup Lines
Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
Are you suicide? Cause I'm tryna commit to you.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.