Tennessee jokes
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
Memes
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Community
Hey guys how are yall doing im finna get turnt up im heading to Tennessee
Gotta go but I'll leave u with this: back in the early 1800s, a man named John Bell moved his family to an area in Tennessee called Red River, which is now known as Adams, Tennessee. After they had settled in the new home, some peculiar things started happening. The Bell family began hearing some bizarre noises, including dogs barking, chains rattling, rats chewing, and a woman whispering. Soon, that woman became kno… Read more