Tennessee jokes

What did Tennessee do?

The same thing Arkansas did.

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?

Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.