Pickup Lines

I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?

Why?

'Cause I’m digging that ass.

Rizz.

Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.

Are you a waterfall?

'Cause I'm falling for you.

Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)

Are you sure your father isn't a thief?

Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.

Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.

Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.

Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.

Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”

“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”

I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.

Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.

Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏

All these showstoppers and technical challenges and I still can't get your signature.

They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.

What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?

You’re breathtaking!

What is George Floyd's pickup line?

You are breathtaking.