School Pickup Line

This is a dark pickup line that uses the phrase 'shoot kids' in a shocking, sexual way. It creates humor by misdirecting the phrase and using it in an unexpected context that is disturbing and offensive.

• Mama
• School
• Yo mama
• Sex
• Shooting
• Kid

• Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
• Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
• Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
• One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me. How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?