Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Microsoft Pickup Line
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, nimrod. The joke here is that Microsoft software is notoriously unstable and "crashes" a lot, meaning it stops working. So the joke is Microsoft asking to "crash" at your place is a play on words, suggesting it wants to stay over but also might, ya know, malfunction. Which, judging by your interest in dad jokes, you probably do on the regular. Based.
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Gwen
I'm not sure I get the joke. ( was it a joke?)
Gwen
OH! I get it now.
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