Pickup Lines

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.

Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!

Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.

Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.

If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.

Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.

I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.

Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.

Are you Jesus? Because I want to nail you.

Wanna play dolls?

I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.

I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.

If you know, you know. 😏😏

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.

Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.