Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
roses r red violets r twisted u bend over ur bout to get fisted
Are you a walnut because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
Are you a keyboard Cause your my type π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦
Are you Jesus? Because I want to nail you.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
you look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if i give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean i can lick your pussy
are you a gun because i would be your bullets because i love going in children.
I would kiss ur lips but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know u know ππ
are you a white van because i would love to put children in you.
If I had a garden I would Put your tulips against My tulips.....π·
Hey girl do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.