Pickup Lines
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
Are you Jesus? Because I want to nail you.
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 馃槒馃槒
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
I don鈥檛 like to play games, actually. There is one game: It鈥檚 Barbie. Of course, I鈥檒l be Ken, and you鈥檒l be the box cum in.
Have you heard the word of the day? It鈥檚 "legs".
Now, let鈥檚 go back to my place and I can spread them.
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.