Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
im jelus of ur heart cause its pumping in u and im not
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
roses r red violets r twisted u bend over ur bout to get fisted
r u a bowling ball cause i want to stck 3 fingers in u
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs So I can devour
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Pickup line; Hey mama you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me*
“What do you call my friend group?* *Suicide Squad*
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework slam you on my desk and do you all night.
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
Is that a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself inside them
Are you a keyboard Cause your my type 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
Are you Jesus? Because I want to nail you.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean i can lick your pussy
are you a gun because i would be your bullets because i love going in children.
I would kiss ur lips but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know u know 😏😏
