Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
Pickup Lines
Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
Are you Jesus? Because I want to nail you.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.