Pickup Lines
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Are you suicide, cause you鈥檙e always on my mind?
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
I heard you were looking for a stud...
I already have the STD; all I need is you.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 馃槒馃槒
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.
I鈥檓 lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn鈥檛 see you on my hot singles last week.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.