Pickup Lines

If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.

Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.

Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!

Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.

There are 206 bones in my body.

When I look at you, it becomes 207.

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

I heard you were looking for a stud...

I already have the STD; all I need is you.

Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

Wanna play dolls?

I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.