Pickup Lines

if I told u, u had a nice body would u hold it against me.

Do you work at subway because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong

if u were a vegetable u would be a cute-cumber

Lemme treat you like I treat my homework slam you on my desk and do you all night.

Are u mixed? Cuz ur half fine half mine😏

I heard you were looking for a stud... I already have the STD, all I need is u.

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week

Roses are red violets are blue. I have five fingers two of them are for you.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.

Wanna play dolls? I can be Ken and you can be the box i come in

I’m really good at algebra, I can replace your X without even asking Y

You know my first name, but don’t worry about it, you’ll only be screaming my first.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours

Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me*

“What do you call my friend group?* *Suicide Squad*