Pickup Lines

Are you Shane Dawson?

Because I can be your pussy.

One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.

How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!

I heard you were looking for a stud...

I already have the STD; all I need is you.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

Do you have a halo?

'Cause I can give it to you.

You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.

If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.

Are you Google?

Because you got all I am searching for.

Are you a waterfall?

'Cause I'm falling for you.

What is George Floyd's pickup line?

You are breathtaking.

Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏

You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.