Pickup Lines

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.

Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.

Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”

“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”

Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

Are you sure your father isn't a thief?

Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "Your hair color is fabulous." Woman: "Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store."

Man: "You look like a dream." Woman: "Go back to sleep."

Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Yes, I want you to leave."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not enter. -OR- Stop."

Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?" Woman: "I hate you."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

What was the computer's best pickup line?

Nice bits!

Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?

What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?

You’re breathtaking!

I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.