Damn boy , you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number
Roses are red violets are blue. I have five fingers two of them are for you.
I could never fall out a boat because I've already fallen for you.
roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are you Hiroshima Because I want to drop my bomb inside you
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush
Roses are red Violets are blue Lay on the bed So I can fuck you
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it, you’ll only be screaming my first.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours
Are You Shane Dawson Because I can Be Your Pussy
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the 2 of us
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Pickup line; Hey mama you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
What was the computer's best pickup line? Nice bits
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line You’re breathtaking