Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away!
I rate you 9 out of 10 because I’m the 1 u need
roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you
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Rose are red balls are round skirts are up painties are down belly to belly skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.
are you a playground because i want to put my kids in you
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Are you sure your father isn't a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
There are 206 bones in my body. When I look at you, it becomes 207.
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
What was the computer's best pickup line? Nice bits
I could never fall out a boat because I've already fallen for you.
roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line You’re breathtaking
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If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
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Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush
