Pickup Lines

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

There are 206 bones in my body.

When I look at you, it becomes 207.

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.

Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.

Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.

I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.

This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?

You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.

Charger: Yo, Phone.

Phone: Yeah?

Charger: Can I plug all in you?

Phone: Ayooo!

What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?

"Thanks for coming."

What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?

"You're breathtaking."

Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.

What was the computer's best pickup line?

Nice bits!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.