Pickup Lines

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.

Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.

Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”

“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”

Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.

Are you sure your father isn't a thief?

Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "Your hair color is fabulous." Woman: "Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store."

Man: "You look like a dream." Woman: "Go back to sleep."

Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Yes, I want you to leave."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not enter. -OR- Stop."

Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?" Woman: "I hate you."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

What was the computer's best pickup line?

Nice bits!

Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.

What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?

You’re breathtaking!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?