If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
My friend while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: You're priceless When we get to the checkout: I'm actually $2.50
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout
Because every time they scan it scans twice.
What happed when the emo went through the self checkout two beeps went off.
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm and I asked her what she was doing and she answered "Oh I had to buy you so I don't steal you"
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
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What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed Thanks for coming
Cashier: Will you want the milk in a bag today sir?
Customer: I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind.
I went to self-checkout at a store and i scanned my products. But the scanner wouldn ́t scan the barcode on my arm.
what did the emo kid say to the cashere... Scan my wrists.
Why do emo kids cost so much? Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
aking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Whatdid the pelican say when he finished shopping?
Put it in my bill.
my 14 year old daughter went shopping at grocery story - she gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist , - the cashier scanned it and replied with " ma'am this item is worthless "
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store The cashier scans there wrist to
The cashier kicked me out cause when he asked for 99 cents I gave him 99 scents.
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checkout (DYM 104)
I approached her in the checkout line, and said 'yo baby wassup?'
