Pickup Lines

I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.

We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.

Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.

They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.

I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!

Wanna play dolls?

I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.

You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.

Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.

Are you sure your father isn't a thief?

Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.

I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.