Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Person Jokes
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Eli Tremain.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Riley Styler :)
¿Hola, quién es?
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Louie Fennell.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Louie's IQ.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
