Person jokes
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
I feel this one on a personal level.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Louie Fennell.