Person jokes
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
Daryll
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."