Person jokes
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.