Person jokes
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.