Person jokes
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Memes
Coooper
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Harrison
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Alya?
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Queen, (DYM 86)
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!