Person jokes
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Memes
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Alya?
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Queen, (DYM 86)
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
When you still there?
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!