Person jokes
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.