Person jokes

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?

2nd person: What?

1st person: A pianist.

I was going to join the debating team.

... but someone talked me out of it.

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?

Because they heard the drinks were on the house!

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!

What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.

Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?

Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?

When it fails to turn up.

A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.

What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.

He’s so short no one can see you very close by.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.