Person jokes

People

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Memes

Company

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

Midget

How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, because it’s the normal person's height.

Teacher

Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.

Light

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

Sex

Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.

Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?

Beer

The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.

Fact

5 Cobra Kai Facts:

1: Johnny = Daniel

2: Miguel > Robby

3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

5: Tory is actually a good person.

God

What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"