Homeless Jokes jokes
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.