Homeless Jokes jokes

How do homeless people move where they're living?

They pick up their box and walk away.

Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?

Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Why can't homeless people be gay?

They don't have a closet to get out of.

A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."

I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"

What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.