Person jokes
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.