Person jokes
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!