What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
Person Jokes
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.
The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.
I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.
He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
