Person jokes
What do a black person and Alexander Hamilton have in common?
They both got shot.
What is the difference between a black pilot and Charlie Kirk?
The black pilot is still alive.
Jeffrey Epstein was a disgusting person, but he could tie a good hangman's knot.
If a skinny person wants to gain weight, does that make them a trans fat?
Why should you lose your virginity to an autistic person?
Because virginity needs to be lost with someone special.
Why do Chinese people need glasses to see better?
All they need to do is open their eyes.
When there's a news story of people who have died en masse, for example from explosions and fires.
Other people are all "oh no that's terrible!"
Pfft shut up, lying asshole. Trying to be "nice".
I'm like "YAY EXCITING. I don't like being bored hearing 'good news' all of the time."
What's the difference between Christianity and Scientology?
One is accepted as a cult by most people and the other has most people brainwashed.
How Bibi celebrates Valentine's Day:
“I want to nutinyahu.”
“I’d blow up a school for you.”
“Can I be your ‘chosen person?’ 👉👈”
“I wanna bibi inside yo pp.”
What does Chainsaw Man's chainsaw say as he chases a black person?
"Runnnnigernigernigerniger..."
I whopped my daughter's butt because she doesn't listen.
I now have a court date for child abuse and crimes against a deaf person.
How do you keep a blind person entertained? Give them a piece of sandpaper and tell them it’s a word.
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.