Person jokes
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.