Person jokes
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
I feel this one on a personal level.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.