Person jokes
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
You're just big and good.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Memes
Yessir
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Alya?
Queen, (DYM 86)
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Harrison
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
When you still there?
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.