Person jokes
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
Memes
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Coooper
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Harrison
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!