Person jokes

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

5 Cobra Kai Facts:

1: Johnny = Daniel

2: Miguel > Robby

3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

5: Tory is actually a good person.

RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?

Harrison

What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"

When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?

What's black and grey and red all over?

A dead r******.

Why go to sleep because he was bossy?

What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

Person: My left ear is ringing.

Friend: Then answer it!

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.

Hitla: That's exactly what I said.

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.

What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.

Coooper

What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.