You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Person Jokes
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
When you still there?
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
