Person jokes

How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?

If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.

I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.

A person laughs every day.

"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"

What did Caesar call a person?

She-Caesar.

How can you save a depressed person from a tree?

You cut the rope.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?

Person 2: No.

Person 1: It was in-tents.

I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.

The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.

Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?

Good thing it was a "soft" drink!

You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.

Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?

At least Hitler killed himself.

If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.

What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉

What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?

Downy.

When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.

Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso expresso.

JK, bleach.

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

Why can't you kill a depressed person?

Because they are already dead inside.