Person jokes
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.