Person jokes
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.