Person jokes
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
Looks like he never charged up fully.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
Your momma!
What is a boyfriend?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"
This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"
The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"
Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.