Person jokes

Wanna know something funny?

Me, because I'm funny looking.

What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?

ONESY.

“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.

What did the Indian person say to the lady?

"Curry up, will you?"

What do you call a Black person having a seizure?

What do you call an emo who's emo?

An emo.

A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...

Neona: Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!

Gwen: I knew it! I knew my prayer worked!

Neona: He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!

Gwen: Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!

Neona: Who is Mr. Jaekson?

Gwen: Wait... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?

Neona: No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.

Gwen: No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!

Neona: Gwen, you are a liar!

Gwen: No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth, Neona!

Neona: Gwen, please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr. Smith sexual assaults women!!!

Gwen: He does, you're not listening.

Neona: I don't care, BITCH!!!!

I go balls deep in your mum with no power.

The person I hate: Omg, my mom and dad just died.

Me: Omg, I am so sorry, don't worry.

The person I hate: I have a boyfriend.

Me: Well, I have a mom and dad.

The person I hate: Rood.

Me: Shut up.

What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?

Why did the person go to jail?

He committed a crime.

Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].

Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.

Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P

My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

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What do you call a hungry person?

African.

When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!

What happens when you suck?

You succ.

What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?

"Happy Death-Day To You!"