Person jokes
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Your momma!
What is a boyfriend?
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.