Person jokes
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Hi... I'm depressed.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Technoblade never got a wife.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.