plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake
What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta.
is there a really annoying girl at your school and she so fake well say this...
me:hey i have a nickname for you her:really what ? me sweet-in-low her:why ? me:becuase your artificial
You’re so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so u could wear a mask
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream
dont be racist i am a building twin towers: fucked it was fake BE RACIST
have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Ok ok whats up with the Fake Gwens ama use a test to see who is real or not. The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question what is my real name. And do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
gwen this was a fake look in the commets
So my mom said did you do your homework well I say yes and in the hour I yelled this is fake not real 😅😅😅
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover so one of her friends asks when was the last time you had an orgasm? she replies 3 days ago dad comes bursting in i KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT
Hey guys, its Hailey here.
Ima start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake. We can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, You won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids
Friend:Im gonna go ask out my crush Me: fake sneezes* Sry im alergic to bullshit
Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied "I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing"
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1."Hang" out with me Or 2."Jump" 1 times? Me...e-eh?...Why not both?????we could just "Jump while "Hanging" out right?
