Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1."Hang" out with me Or 2."Jump" 1 times? Me...e-eh?...Why not both?????we could just "Jump while "Hanging" out right?
You’re so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so u could wear a mask
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
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I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids
Friend:Im gonna go ask out my crush Me: fake sneezes* Sry im alergic to bullshit
Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied "I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing"
Whenever I have a one night stand I always use protection
A fake name and fake phone number.
Radiohead had to remake Fake Plastic Trees after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don't Apollo gise.
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
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Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference I’m just trying to look at/make jokes and I’m getting shit from people saying “it’s too offensive” or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption appear on April fools the just leve them there at the orphanage APRIL FOOLS!
Imagine if on April first the government says hahhaha you all fell for it covid19 is fake we actually killed all those people lol
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I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
