Fake jokes
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?
Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.
The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!