Person jokes
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
Like if you know someone is emo.
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.