Somebody asked me whats that on your arm I just said "My cats got ocd"
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
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How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator not a lift" and "it's chips not crisps" etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted "they're schools, not shooting ranges".
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
Like if you know someone is emo
When your crush walks in class but youre homeschooled...
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A kinder surprise
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso
Jk Its bleach
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don't like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed.
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What's a depressed persons favourite drink
Depresso espresso
Nah just kidding it's bleach
What's a suicidal person's favorite game? Hangman
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If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can ́t Run
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
