Person jokes
If a skinny person wants to gain weight, does that make them a trans fat?
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!