Person jokes

Magician

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

Memes

People

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

Subject

Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?

Person B: Let me check.

Person B: It's greenglish!

Water

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"

Science Teacher

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

Horse

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

Pissed off

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.

December

Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?

They're cool and chill.

Boob

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

Mop

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.