Person jokes
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Memes
Eli Tremain.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Louie's IQ.
Louie Fennell.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Riley Styler :)
¿Hola, quién es?
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.