Person jokes

Why go to sleep because he was bossy?

When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?

RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

Person: My left ear is ringing.

Friend: Then answer it!

Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.

Hitla: That's exactly what I said.

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?

Ground beef.

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

When you still there?

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.