Person jokes
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!