Person jokes
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Memes
Like if its true
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
You're just big and good.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.