Person jokes
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree?
A: You wave at them.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?