Person jokes
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!