Person jokes

What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.

Sorry, no adults allowed.

Only 3 per person.

You're just big and good.

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Harrison

Alya?

Queen, (DYM 86)

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

When you still there?

Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.

Riley Styler :)

¿Hola, quién es?

Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?

Person B: Let me check.

Person B: It's greenglish!

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”