Person jokes
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Coooper
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Daryll
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"