Perception jokes
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
Look in a mirror.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Dark humor is a lot like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
someting you should not send your blind friends
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
Christopher's Mom said, "One man's trash is another man's treasure."
Turns out Christopher was adopted.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?