Perception jokes
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
The more they smile, the less they see.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.