Perception jokes
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.