Perception jokes

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"

How do you surprise a blind guy?

Say, "Surprise!"

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Who is the blindest person in the world?

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

Why does a blind man still have eyes?

So he can see that he can't see.

Why is the blind kid popular?

He can't see the middle fingers.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.

My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"

Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.

Why can't people understand these jokes?