Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
When fat people smash it must feel like a huge submarine hitting u
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
The more they smile, the less they see.
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
