Perception jokes
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Memes
once u see it, you'll never un see it
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.