Perception jokes
An autistic man walks into a bra.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.