Perception

Perception jokes

Nose

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Man

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

Eye

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

Eye

Why does a blind man still have eyes?

So he can see that he can't see.

Kid

Why is the blind kid popular?

He can't see the middle fingers.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Man

My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"

Water

Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.