Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
I see 6 letters in "the past."
I have 2020 vision.
I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Helen Keller walk into a Bar..... and a table......and a chair.....and a wall
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
