Perception jokes
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Son: Hey Dad, what's an alcoholic?
Dad: Well son, do you see those 4 cars? An alcoholic would see 8.
Son: Dad, there are only 2 cars.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Want another joke? Look in the mirror.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.