Perception jokes
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Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
We can only see 90 degrees.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.