Perception jokes

The more they smile, the less they see.

You are the joke.

Can you see me?

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?

The guy was black.

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.

Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

He’s so short no one can see you very close by.

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.

We can only see 90 degrees.

My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...