Perception jokes

We can only see 90 degrees.

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.

He’s so short no one can see you very close by.

Can you see me?

You are the joke.

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...

Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.

I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?

UGLY!

A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.

Why is a tree brown?

If you are thinking about this, you are racist.