Perception jokes
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Helen Keller def faked it.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
The more they smile, the less they see.