Perception jokes

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

Helen Keller def faked it.

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Answer: The future.

Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?

The more they smile, the less they see.

Can you see me?

You are the joke.

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

"Come on, take the camera!"

"Isn't it clear?"

"Well, look!"