Perception jokes

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

Helen Keller def faked it.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.

Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?

The more they smile, the less they see.

You are the joke.

Can you see me?

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

We can only see 90 degrees.

My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...

Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.