Perception jokes
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!
Helen Keller def faked it.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
The more they smile, the less they see.
Can you see me?
You are the joke.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.