Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Perception Jokes
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Can you see me?
You are the joke.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
