I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, smarty-pants, this joke is based on a double meaning, see? The dude is short, so folks tell him he is too short for rides. But the punchline? It twists things around! Turns out, he ain't talking about amusement park rides. He is talking about how good he is in bed, see? You probably need a nap after reading this.