Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
What's both red, white and sometimes purple My arms...
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
The doctor told me in color blind... Me: that's out of he purple
What is purple, small , and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
POV: Wine Taster in hell
I was, sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. this silhouette begins to speak, "you have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. how do you plead?" the man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit. "guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like I will take any punishment you deem fit." very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request." out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. the boy says "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." the boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, Taste like chicken."
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
What color flowers do mama cats like to get? Purrrrrrrple flowers.
I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple
Purple
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
I like you you like me let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun Barney’s on the floor no more purple dinosaur 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.
Roses are red, Violets are Violet. I mean, come on it's literally in the name!
Why were her hands purple? She Heard it Through the Grapevine
What's about 12 inches long has a purple head and can make woman scream all night?
Cot death
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
Y did the csi team have to go to the purple rain shoot? ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤bc they had to dust for prince hahaha
