What’s both red, white and sometimes purple My arms…

What is purple, small , and rinsed off in a drainer?

A bunch of grapes! 🍇

What is purple and wines when it’s squished?

A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂

What do you call purple when it’s being mean? Violent

What’s about 12 inches long has a purple head and can make woman scream all night?

Cot death

you look like barney i´m choking you too and your face is turning all purple and blue

What was purple and conquered the world? Alexander The Grape.

<Whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? I don’t know, what?> <They are both purple except for the elephant.

Things said by racist aliens:

“Some of my best friends are Green.” “I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.” “You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.” “We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!” “Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.” “You 2-headed people are so stupid!” “No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.” “Get out of my store you grigger!” “The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”

Things said by racist aliens:

“Some of my best friends are Green.”

“I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.”

“You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.”

“We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!”

“Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.”

“You 2-headed people are so stupid!”

“No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.”

“Get the hell out of my store you grigger!”

“The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”

What’s 12 inch long purple & makes women scream?? Cot death!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

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