Purple jokes

What is purple and whines when it’s squished?

A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!

Why were her hands purple?

She heard it through the grapevine.

I just found out I'm colorblind. News came out of the purple.

Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?

Alexander the Grape.

The doctor told me I'm color blind...

Me: That's out of the purple!

What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.

Purple.

I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple.

I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.

What color flowers do mama cats like to get?

Purrrrrrrple flowers.

I like you, you like me.

Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!

When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

How do you stun a Scotsman?

Ask them to say "purple burglar alarm".

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?

Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha

"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"

"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.

"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.