Blind man jokes
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So one time, poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store?
"Hello Ladies!"
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
What is a definition of tight?
A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.