A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard
What happened to the blind man's son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, theres a spider. The blind man simply said. "Step on it".
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" the blind guy responds with "No I don't wanna tell it that many times.
This is really mean... A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack
Why can’t the blind man find love, It’s called love at first sight.
What did the mute man tell the blind man? Nothing
So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.
so this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
I told a blind man to read more so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary
have you ever seen a blind man swim.......... neather has he
A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
How do you punish a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
how do you suprise a blind man by putting a plunger in the toilet
