60+ Blind Man Jokes

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn't hard.

What happened to the blind man's son?

He thought he was hitting a piñata.

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well.

A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."

A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."

This is really mean...

A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."

What did the blind man fight in the bar?

The coat rack.

Why can’t the blind man find love?

It’s called love at first sight.

What did the mute man tell the blind man?

Nothing.

So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.

A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."

So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"

What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?

Nothing.

I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.

A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."

Have you ever seen a blind man swim?

Neither has he.

So a blind man walks into a bar.

At least he thinks so.

A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."