What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
Perception Jokes
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
Bf: What do you think about our love?
Gf: Count the stars in the sky.
Bf: Aww, it's infinity.
Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
Want another joke? Look in the mirror.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
The more they smile, the less they see.
