Perception jokes

What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?

"Hello Ladies!"

So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

I see 6 letters in "the past."

I have 2020 vision.

I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.

What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?

“Good evening, ladies.”

What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.

What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.

What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.

Bf: What do you think about our love?

Gf: Count the stars in the sky.

Bf: Aww, it's infinity.

Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.

I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.

If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.

What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?

We don't live in their heads.

Why can’t blind people read this?

They can’t see.

I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.

How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?

She didn't.