Perception

Perception jokes

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!

How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?

Because they both have eyes.

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.

Me: "You wanna see my dad?"

Some kid: "Yeah?"

Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."

Some kid: "He ain't appearing."

Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."

*The kid laughs*

Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃

On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.