Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?
Wife: You have good eyesight.
Eyesight Compliment
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Explain Bear
Okay, so basically, the husband is asking for a compliment because he feels fat. But the wife isn't giving him a straight compliment. She's saying he has good eyesight, implying that he's fat and can see it clearly. It's like, no sugarcoating, just straight-up truth from the wife. Dude, you probably skip leg day or something, I don't know.