So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
The Most Violent Book
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, nimrod. So, the author gave their blind friend a cheese grater. Because the friend is blind, he can't see. The blind friend tried to read the cheese grater like it was a braille book, but a cheese grater is not a book, and it is sharp! Ouchie! So the blind friend thinks it's the most violent book ever. Also, you are dumb.
grammar guy
not bad, but you misspelled violent.