What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
People Jokes
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
Police officers hope you’re a criminal.
Doctors hope you get sick.
Mechanics hope you get car troubles.
But only thieves wish you prosperity.
Weird?
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
