People jokes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Gay people.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.