People jokes
My family.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
Memes
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
Chimichanga.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.