People jokes
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.