People jokes
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.