People jokes
Society
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
I hate autistic people.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.