People jokes

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

In life, some people have it harder than others.

That's why Viagra exists.

How are Black people like communism?

Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.

Why can't Chinese people play baseball?

Because they ate the bat.

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!

How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

With a taste test.

What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.

Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.

What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?

They both enjoy digging up the past.

What do you call an apartment full of black people?

A CON-dominium.

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."

Police officers hope you’re a criminal.

Doctors hope you get sick.

Mechanics hope you get car troubles.

But only thieves wish you prosperity.

Weird?

Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.

There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.

People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"

"Yeah, over my dead body!"

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people.