People jokes
Why can't people understand these jokes?
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Memes
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.