People jokes

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

What do you white people use as pronouns?

Crack/her.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

My classmate, Hailey Legacy.

Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.

If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?

Tony Abbott's career.

Toes for hoes.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.

Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.

Why do some people hate camping?

It's in tents.

I only have a few friends, like if you relate.

Based on a true story.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Gay people.

God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.

People of Earth: *running and screaming*

Santen: *to God* Really?

I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.

Chimichanga.