People jokes
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.