People jokes
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Chimichanga.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
My family.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.