I adopted a dog. its gone now. At least homeless people in china are not starving.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me! LMAO
What do people with cancer always want to watch
•finding Chemo
What’s the difference between an Orphan and a sugar donut? People want donuts.
Most of the people here: thats not funny lots of people died.
Bruh why are you in here if you cant take joke.
Why do people eat food.
Coz it tastes good lol
How do Chinese people name they're babys?
The chuck a pan down the stairs
Why don’t coffins have wifi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out? Fat people jokes.
I tell short people to reach for the stars
They are always a bit short of reach
Theres something special about cemeteries People are dying to get inside
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
Who were the people that survived 9/11? The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump
Meat stands for M-monitoring. E-evaluating. A-assessing/addressing. T-treatment. So when your shoving meat up peoples asses then your monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them
When they walk in and your fucking ...everyone at the morgue
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
every single person on the plane died exept for 2 how is that posible?
It seid all the single people died the 2 were a couple. Thats how it was possible